Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
Chopsticks Get A Makeover
JAPANESE DESIGN FIRM NENDO REDESIGNED CHOPSTICKS TO SOLVE THE UTENSIL’S MAJOR FLAW. IT ONLY TOOK 4,000 YEARS.
—via Fast Company Design
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing